Some are called to be Apostles, some to be teachers, and others... to be Minnesotans!

TEMPERATURE GAUGE

60 above zero:

Floridians turn on the heat.

People in Minnesota plant gardens.

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50 above zero:

Californians shiver uncontrollably.

People in Duluth sunbathe.

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40 above zero:

Italian & English cars won't start.

People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.

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32 above zero:

Distilled water freezes.

The water in Bemidji gets thicker.

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20 above zero:

Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.

People in Minnesota put on a flannel shirt.

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15 above zero:

New York landlords finally turn up the heat.

People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.

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Zero:

All people in Miami die.

Minnesotans close the windows.

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10 below zero:

Californians fly away to Mexico.

People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.

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25 below zero:

Hollywood disintegrates.

The Girl Scouts in Minnesota sell cookies door to door.

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40 below zero:

Washington DC runs out of hot air.

People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.

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100 below zero:

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Minnesotans put the extensions on their ice augers and go fishing.

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460 below zero:

ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)

People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

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500 below zero:

Hell freezes over.

Minnesota public schools will open....... 2 hours late.

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A friend sent this to me on Facebook and given our recent negative 20-40 degree weather, I thought this was appropriate to put on my blog =)